Category: Twitter 🐦

the TSN announcers really need to stop calling dangerous and reckless behavior on the ice “hockey plays”. that or stop broadcasting.

today is the day I admitted I was an old man.
I made TWO trips to bring in the groceries.

it’s that time of year!

I realized last night that I enjoy house of cards so much because it is the story of lex luthor without that pesky superman to stop him.

today, as a grown man, I made this purchase.

nature is so cool.

dear google, I understand you wish I used google+ more. you will not win me over by locking my account when I try to use gchat.

I normally dislike the intersection of april 1st and the internet.
this one made me laugh a lot.

throwing a banana peel out a car window made me worry about the people behind me spinning out

please go and vote for the AMHA sledge hockey team to win $100K

today is pi day.
in the united states.
since we use 14.3.2013 notation.
pi approximation day is better – 22/7

today I received an email from someone looking to do a phd. attached was a resume and scans of diplomas. being on a faculty list is weird.

at some point in my life I forgot mark hamill was luke skywalker and he became the joker alone.

I honestly didn’t expect the NHL to bring the big guns to the table. offering favorable terms and a full season sets them as the hero figure

met a student downtown after class. received a “hello sir!”
still weird.