Category: Twitter 🐦

pay attention to your teachers. just because you don’t know how you will use something doesn’t mean you won’t use it.

eating oatmeal cookies and reminiscing about playing broom ball.

pure gold

a review of “the dark knight rises” would simply not do it justice.

science is super cool!

dear “the Internet”, it is now appropriate to address me simple as “the professor”. sincerely, the professor.

right now is the point where I withdraw from the internet because I will not be seeing batman until next week.

the eccentricities of the world are truly charming

the improv everywhere guys certainly know how to have fun

dark knight rises soundtrack. every keystroke is that much more epic.

my work computer is making noises similar to that of a boiling kettle (no whistling). seems normal.

taught my grandfather how to see text messages on his cell phone tonight.
not something I expected to be doing.

according to my body going a year without playing ultimate frisbee was a horrible, horrible mistake.

this afternoon was filled with muddy ultimate frisbee, ocean swimming, barbecue and friends. I shall not pass out from sheer exhaustion.

too much medium, not enough message.

if it works, this is the coolest thing I have seen in a while.

and my day is made.

a friendly reminder

“That’s the problem with the truth; generally speaking, you sound stupid or crazy when you say it.” – tycho, penny arcade.