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the impossible has happened. I know someone whose favorite batman movie is batman and robin featuring george clooney

in a starbucks and the guy next to me is reading a book entitled “magic and showmanship”.

this is my new favorite video

playing whopper dropper croquet

so my afternoon was a little whimsical

the future is invented by the people who don’t give a shit about the past.

lego fun for people stuck on computers

came into work early. managed to avoid the torrential downpour that has now started

there is nothing like the natural rhythm and power of rain

happy towel day you hoopy frood!

muffin has been hunted down and captured. balance has been returned to the world.

my day has been derailed by a vanishing muffin. most curious.

ukulele in the office can fix anything.

overheard in theatre “I know this will sound weird but I’ve just dropped a scrabble tile”

sitting in a theatre about to watch a screening of a film I made in the local film festival. #deadsheepscrolls

if you ever find yourself uttering the words “I’m not an idiot”, then you probably had no idea what was going on to begin with.

vulnerability and the ability to say I don’t know

the paradox of choice. you aren’t as free as you might imagine.

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