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invention has a strange family tree, what with it’s mother neccesity and grandparents laziness and entitlement.

thank goodness for cast iron radiators in the office. the perfect place to sit and dry off

I once again fell for the cookie trap. those are RAISINS!!!!

at the axemen v dal hockey game. going on the ice between periods two and three with the sledge team.

for all my math friends out there.

enjoying delicious soup compliments of @peanut

my house smells like bacon. I thought you should know.

today I earned my nova scotian merit badge by going skating on the outdoor oval. on an unrelated note I also obtained a ukulele.

“a house divided against itself is a duplex” -wheezywaiter

a rousing glow in the dark game of snoquet (snow croquet) really can make you tired out.

I am officially a typography nerd. I am raging against the lack of use of em dash

actually used wolfram alpha to answer a question tonight. never thought it would be practical.

whose line is it anyway gets a new name and comes back!.
The original link is dead. Use this instead

database engineer’s certainly have an interesting take on the world

you know it is going to be a good week when this is what you see 😀

playing squash today for the first time in far too long.

finding an unopened box of wheat thins in your desk is one of the best surprises a day can hold.

my office has developed an “everything is okay” siren. stupid cast iron radiator is going to drive me insane

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