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grilled cheese has the secret power to make any day better.

ah mondays. when you make coffee, pour it in a travel mug, and then forget it on the table when you leave the house.

just think about the shape of strings
an elephants……. and other things.

dear social network guilt trippers. the sad side of living in a free country is that not voting is a valid option as well.

physics is cool.

watching the capitals struggle against the lightning makes me feel slightly better about the penguins early playoff exit.

flat out exhausted. time to head to the grocery store.

relax

“not all of us have a degree in gymnasium!” mjke to ken while playing squash

happy easter!

the wikipedia discussion page for toilet paper over/under orientation is twice as long as the discussion page for the iraq war.

the appropriate manual has been read. I will now wake up to find coffee in the pot. apparently I live in the future.

the linear progression of time seems to do nothing except create problems.

it is nights like this when you know you are unquestionably canadian. currently watching two hockey games.

dear news websites. when I load an article to read, DO NOT start auto-playing a video.

dr. seuss knew how to rise to a challenge

lunchtime nap: accomplished.

there are some people who should have to pay a fee for every semi colon they (mis)use.

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