private repos means comments like “variable prefixes are stupid. THIS MESSAGE WAS PAID FOR BY THE COMMISION AGAINST SYNTACTIC DIFFERENCES

whenever I work with regular expressions I am reminded how great regular expressions are. why do I keep forgetting this?

30 seconds into the first softball game of the season I got my first reprimand from an umpire.
seems about right.

whoever decided git commits should have commentary probably didn’t know many programmers. I know I’m laughing at my stupid commentary!