“build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.” – terry pratchett

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

you don’t realize the level of ocd you have until you come in and find the cleaning staff has moved EVERYTHING in your office

apparently you only count for the census if you have a phone number. otherwise you aren’t a person of interest.

I wish I could have a bumper sticker that says “warning: in case of raptors, this car will disregard the rules of the road.”

today I was reminded of the wayside school books and have a desire to read them. is there anyone that can enable this?

ah mondays. when you make coffee, pour it in a travel mug, and then forget it on the table when you leave the house.