“not all of us have a degree in gymnasium!” mjke to ken while playing squash
the wikipedia discussion page for toilet paper over/under orientation is twice as long as the discussion page for the iraq war.
the appropriate manual has been read. I will now wake up to find coffee in the pot. apparently I live in the future.
the linear progression of time seems to do nothing except create problems.
apparently I turned into an adult today?
it is nights like this when you know you are unquestionably canadian. currently watching two hockey games.
dear news websites. when I load an article to read, DO NOT start auto-playing a video.
dr. seuss knew how to rise to a challenge
lunchtime nap: accomplished.
there are some people who should have to pay a fee for every semi colon they (mis)use.
putting the fun back into funerals!
apparently when your cat missing for 2 days can be avoided by simply listening to the radio
it’s in the act of making things that we figure out who we are
is it bad that I want the canucks to be eliminated from the playoffs simply so that tsn will cover the other games too?
my next destination
who would have thought I would be having trouble getting my skates sharpened in april?