the more hacker conference presentations I watch, the more I realize that they, while brilliant, do not have a design bone in their bodies

someone should invent a counter that toasts bagels. that way when I forget to put them into the toaster I will still get my bagel.

while I may not know much about office etiquette I definitely know when a star wars quote is appropriate in an intraoffice communication.

tv companies that advertise their advanced picture quality by “showing” it in their ads have to have the worst marketing team ever.